Lady Gaga With Sky-High Shoulders
November 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Lady GaGa, Singers
My original title when I first glimpsed this photo was “Lady Gaga Tones it Down” because I just saw the black jumpsuit and sunglasses and thought “hey she looks pretty and normal today.” But upon closer inspection I realized that she has giant shoulder pads that go up past her ears!!!
At this point I have decided that Gaga is a pure fashion genius because of her innovative style and artistic imagery in her costumes and music videos. People can hate all they want, but she is a complete pop culture phenomemon at this point and only continues to grow every second. (I already bought The Fame Monster btw!!!)
But…I have to admit that I’m a little disappointed by this outfit. I think she got lazy. Just adding giant shoulder pads to a black tuxedo jacket over a black pantsuit does not intrigue me.
Love you, Gaga, but not in love with this outfit.
Amanda Peet Needs Fashion Advice
November 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, The Red Carpet

I think Amanda Peet has been out of the public eye for a little too long and forgot about the importance of looking beautiful and stylish on the red carpet. She showed up to the Brothers movie premiere in this terrible outfit! She must have heard rumors that faux fur and boyfriend jeans were in style this season and decided to put together a look herself. Unfortunately she totally missed.
The jeans look like ACTUAL boyfriend jeans with the saggy size and tattered holes. There are jeans that come oversized and broken in and they definitely don’t look like this! The …read more
Jennifer Garner Gets Cutest Mom Award
November 22, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Jennifer Garner

Okay so everyone is obsessed with all of the super fashionable celebrity mommies like Jessica Alba, Katie Holmes, and Michelle Williams who manage to always look fashionable when out with their little kiddies. I have to admit that I am fairly obsessed with them as well…how can you stay so cute while still worrying about changing diapers and baby food???
But what about the really cute celebrity mommies who look super happy and super real??? My Cutest Mom Award has to go to Jennifer Garner. Look at this woman! She looks incredibly NORMAL…like I really don’t think that I would recognize …read more
Jon Gosselin Gets Grosser Everyday
November 21, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Okay so I’ve tried to avoid jumping on the Jon and Kate Plus 8 paparazzi bandwagon, but I have to at least make a comment. I was hoping that Jon Gosselin, the worst dad in America, would just disappear into nothingness as soon as he was kicked off the show, but it seems that he is trying harder everyday to be more famous and less respectable.
I have to admit that when the Jon and Kate drama first exploded I was totally on Team Jon. Doesn’t Kate seem pretty nagging and annoying??? They are both extremely guilty of becoming super Hollywood …read more
Kristen Stewart Cleaned Up
November 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Twilight saga

While I continue to be underwhelmed by Robert Pattison and his goofy facial expressions, Kristen Stewart is slowly moving up on my list of young stars. When she’s running around in sweats and sneakers she looks like a regular old girl, but I do have to admit that when she cleans up she is impressively gorgeous.
She showed up to the New Moon screening in New York in a short moss green ruffled dress and platform peep toe heels. I can’t say that the color is the best choice for her, but her skin is sooo gorgeous!!! Ladies, pale skin is …read more
Feast Your Eyes on Robert Pattison
November 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, Twilight saga

Here you go, ladies…currently the hottest man in the world: the much lusted after Robert Pattison!!! Well, unfortunately for all of you die hard Twilight fans out there, I’m going to have to admit that I’m just not feelin’ this guy. He’s supposed to be super dreamy Edward, but somehow he just looks kind of dorky and scruffy. Am I crazy??? Does anyone else totally not get the obsession with Robert Pattison???
Well, even though I’m not a Team Edward girl I do love the Twilight saga so enjoy your pic of Edward at the premiere of the second movie in …read more
Holly Madison Finally Needs a Real Job
November 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits

If these are the kind of gigs that Holly Madison is relying on for income these days, perhaps she just needs to just get a day job like the rest of us. Former Girl’s Next Door Hef-obsessed Playboy bunny Holly Madison performed a little grape stomping routine with some sort of I Love Lucy character to celebrate the launch of Beaujolais Nouveau wine in Las Vegas.
What the heck are they wearing and who decided that Holly Madison would be a great person to represent their brand? And how seriously scary is the red-haired creature next to her??? Yikes! I think …read more
Leighton Meester Really Wants To Be Sexy
November 18, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Leighton Meester, TV Shows

I liked it better when I thought Leighton Meester was a real life version of Blair Waldorf. But when she makes raunchy music videos, has rumors of sex tapes, and dresses like a classy stripper when attending events, I just get really disappointed. Why can’t she be more classy in real life?
Leighton aka Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl made an appearance at the opening of the new American Eagle store in Times Square. She is a beautiful girl, but she went waaay overboard with the attempt at being sexy here. The V-neck down to the belly button with the exposed …read more
I’ve Never Seen Beyonce Like This
November 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers

Am I out of the loop? Did I somehow miss that Beyonce is now BLONDE?? Before now I would have thought that it was nearly impossible for this singer/dancer/actress extraordinaire to ever look anything less than gorgeous…but somehow she had a complete FLOP while out with hubbie Jay-Z at Mahiki in London last night.
In addition to the blonde hair, I also think the combination of the too-small fedora sitting on the top of her head just doesn’t fit her look and the red lipstick NEEDS to go. The makeup, the hair, the outfit…where did my beautiful Beyonce go???
Let’s just pretend …read more
Heidi and Spencer Appear Again
November 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Oh hello Speidi! I thought that perhaps you had tired of your never-ending search for more and more and more publicity and was hoping that you had just scurried away forever. But what have I found? That Heidi and Spencer have returned to the public eye.
Here they are walking in Times Square after an appearance on The Alexa Chung Show. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to laugh at them again as I have so many times before. Why do they keep doing this to themselves? They look soooo incredibly awkward together that no one is buying that they have …read more

















